do you ever wonder who Tumblr is recommending you to? like, who out there did they decide would benefit from following you? it feels like an audition I didn’t prepare for. what if they pick a post you wouldn’t want to represent you? like, no, no, that’s my bad side, use this one instead, please.
No lawn mowers for you, Green Lantern
Ah, there it is! The Snuggly Duckling. Don’t worry, very quaint place, perfect for you. Don’t want you scaring and giving up on this whole endeavor, now do we?
Kitty Pryde in All-New Doop #002